Cupid on wheels

 

Comedy in 3 acts 
from Hilda Vleugels

 

 

 

HOME
Amor op wielen
Chocomousse
De geest van Toetekome
De geremde feeks
Een moordgriet
Erika, ik heb 't gevonden!
Ge moogt hem hebben!
Glazen bol en koffieprut
Het nut van koffieprut
Klara Klodder
Maar vent toch!
Milleke van Heule
Normale zot gezocht
Oud ja, maar nog niet versleten

Satans vuile was
Tomate-crevettes zonder crevettes
Varkens met stress
Vice en versa
Biografie

ENGELS
Coffee grounds and crystal gazing
Cupid on wheels
Old but not worn out
Satan's laundry
You can have him!
Biography

FRANCAIS
Diaboliquement vôtre
Fille d'enfer
Boule de cristal et marc de café
Biographie

Links
Email

 
 
 

SET
A livingroom

CHARACTERS
5 women - 4 men

VALERIE GRAHAM : physically handicapped girl in wheelchair. About 20 years. Has paralysed legs because of lack of oxygen at birth. Cheerful blabbermouth. Active. Extrovert. Manages the householding.

MAURICE GRAHAM : Her father. Widower. Romantic and sensitive. Falls for women easily. Extrovert. 

MYRIAM : Valerie’s sparkling girl-friend. Student.

BETTY : In her fourties. Maurice’s sweetheart. Viscious, haughty and vindictive woman.

SAMANTHA :  Pretty and lively lady with a lot of sex-apeal. Stupid blond type.

MARILOU CROSSINGS : Social assistant. In her thirties. Laughing, helpful, smart, combative and resolute. Rather reserved.

KEVIN : Friendly postman. Handsome, nice, playful young man with a good sense of humor.  

PETER CAMPBELL : Student. Macho with Ferrari, cellphone and impressive bankaccount – from his father.  

BILLY : Bungling, ill-mannered computerfreak. A lunatic, yet as hot as a melting furnace. Does everything to get a lover.

SYNOPSIS

Valerie sits in a wheelchair. She is smart and witty. She does the housekeeping for her father and is the secretary of the local basketball team. Like all teenagers she dreams about romance, about love.

Reluctantly Valerie endures her father's love affaires. He is a widower and keeps on bringing along new girlfriends. One by one she kicks them out. When her best friend starts bragging about her new boyfriend, Valerie has had enough of it. She wants a lover too!

In a foolish mood, she and her girlfriend put a wild ad on the Internet, inquiring for an extravagant lover...

The new postman seems to be a nice boy. But when Peter, a very handsome guy, comes in to enroll in the basketball team and moreover shows a "healthy" interest in Valerie, she has lost her mind. The postman and her girlfriend warn her for Peter. But in vain. She has madly fallen in love with him.  

Meanwhile dad has got a new lover: the sensual Samantha. It doesn't take long until Peter and Samantha get caught on adultery. Valerie is very disappointed. Hence, she still doubts. Maybe Samantha had seduced Peter and he had been a victim?...

After a lot of complications (cut-off trousers, a bumped Ferrari, a dog in heat, etc.) it finally becomes clear that Peter wasn't prince charming. That's when a new candidate shows up: Billy, an Internet-freak (with similar vocabulary:-)). He complies with the demands that Valerie had put in her ad: "rough, savage hair, an eyepatch, Scottish kilt, bagpipes, muscles, director of a dairy farm and as hot as a furnace"...

At the end it will become clear again that the darkest hour is before dawn.


COPYRIGHT
Sabam, Aarlenstraat 75-77, Brussels, Belgium. Represented in the USA by Samuel French Inc., 45, West 25th Street, New York 101

 

 
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